We pack and deliver like UPS trucks.

Good timing on ordering the ebay bag, because according to my weekly BabyCenter update, I should be packing my hospital bag right around...yesterday. But I'm not sure I agree with their packing list. A few of their recommendations I plan to ignore:
1) Light reading. I'm sorry, is this a cruise?
2) Massage oils. I doubt there will be ANY point during labor where I think, "This would be better if I were greasier."
3) Talismans. Really? Talismans?
4) Baby nail clippers. Still phobic about this -- I'll just bring mittens.
5) A bathing suit for my "labor coach" in case he wants to "jump in the shower" with me. Nothing like a romantic hospital shower a deux!

No, no, no....yes.